LimitlessEXP
- Do girls like in it the pooper?
- Can I follow you? because my mom said to follow my dreams.
- If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
- They call me the fireman because I turn on the hoes.
- Can I check your pockets because I think you stole my heart.
- I’m going to treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every furniture that I have.
- Is your dad a baker, because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you know why the call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what the pussy needs.
- Do you think I could add you on MySpace?
- On a scale from 1 to America how free are you tonight?
- Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
- you have really lovely skin
- Does your left eye hurt? cause you’ve been looking right all day.
- I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together.
- Where did you get that?… that beautiful smile
- You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
- Can I interest any of you in a round of bukkake?
- Hey ladies, let me see your tootsie roll.
- Can I get them digits? I’m a virgin…
- I’m not Google but I have everything you’re searching for.
- Tie you shoe, I don’t want you falling for anybody else but me.
- Last night I had sex with a pregnant bitch, told my friends I had a threesome.
- Are you religious? cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. You can imagine what the first thing is.
- Do you like soda? Cause I want to mount and dew you.
- Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
- I saw you checking me out, why were you looking at me like a piece of meat?
- Haha, you were so drunk last night.
- I just lost my virginity… to a prostitute.
- I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can return it.
Obviously, some of these pickup lines will offend and piss some people off, and that’s a good thing. A polarizing statement right from the get go is a great way to screen out the girls who are stuck-up bitches with broom sticks up their butts. It gets rid of them quickly so that you can find the girls who are interested and down to have fun with you. Remember, you don’t want to hangout with bitches who are boring and don’t know how to have fun or be flirty. It shows right off the bat that you are the one who is choosing whether you want the girl or not.
Use these pickup lines whenever you don’t know what to say to a girl. Copy and paste them, print them out, or put them on your phone and take them with you into the field. Fuck the girls who are prudes and tell you to fuck off, we’re not interested in them anyways. We as guys only want girls who are fun and flirty.
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